Dave One
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Always immaculately presented in a black Italian suit, clean cut former alter boy Dave One is, put plainly, a professional expert. Whether operating the vast computer system in the sacristy basement or piloting O’Doyle’s helicopter, dead pan Dave One’s know-how is a cornerstone of Group D. Dave One is inseparably joined at the wrist to his Siamese Twin Brother: Dave Two, giving the uninitiated the impression that they are permanently handcuffed.

Catchphrase: ‘I’m on it.’